Sarazas

dealanexmachina:

sicw-tony:

The Avengers according to Tony Stark.

 #Note that he doesn’t have a cutesie name for Natasha #This is because he enjoys living

#this one time #Tony thought he was completely alone in his lab#and he called her Anne of Green Gables #he woke up the next morning with a knife dangling from a string above his head #and she replaced all his shampoo with red hair dye#and all his clothes with dresses made for a 12 year old girl from 80 years ago #Tony then hid under the bed until Pepper convinced him it was safe to come out again because Natasha was in Bulgaria on a mission #sometimes Tony thinks that Pepper and Jarvis like Natasha more than him #The Avengers

(vía nataliastark)